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Christmas Eve at The Brooks

Iris Bolling

40min30

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54 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 40min.
James Brooks, the Chief of Staff to the President, is hoping for some downtime to rekindle his connection with his wife, Ashley, amidst the challenges of raising their young children. However, his plans quickly go awry when he takes over parenting duties for their mischievous two-year-old daughter, Avery. What starts as a simple task soon spirals into a series of humorous and heartwarming moments that define the chaos of family life during the holiday season.Meanwhile, other members of the Brooks family are dealing with their own parenting challenges. Nick and Ericka are busy managing their lively twins, Vernon and Rene are handling their son’s stubborn streak, and Xavier and Nicole are navigating the joys and trials of raising a daughter. From potty training mishaps to decorating disasters, each family faces the ups and downs of parenting toddlers during Christmas. Yet, through it all, love, laughter, and family unity keep them grounded during this festive time.The holiday takes an unexpected turn when the teenage children decide to take over babysitting duties, giving the parents a rare night of peace and quiet. With a break from the chaos, the Brooks parents finally have a chance to reconnect and enjoy the spirit of the season.Filled with humor, tender moments, and the magic of family traditions, Christmas Eve at the Brooks is a perfect holiday read. Iris Bolling’s charming storytelling and relatable characters remind us that even in the midst of holiday craziness, the love and joy of being surrounded by family are what truly make the season special. This heartwarming novel is perfect for readers who enjoy stories about love, family, and festive fun.
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Beyond Calories

Dr. Ferghal Armstrong

55min30

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74 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 55min.
In an era overwhelmed with dietary advice and nutrition fads, making informed choices about what to eat can be challenging. "Beyond Calories: The Science and Benefits of Popular Diets" by Dr. Ferghal Armstrong provides a comprehensive, science-based exploration of various diets to help you navigate this complex landscape.This enlightening book delves into the true impact of our dietary choices on health, moving past the simplistic notion of calorie counting to uncover the deeper relationship between food and overall well-being. Dr. Armstrong, a renowned specialist in addiction medicine and lifestyle health, offers insights into several popular and scientifically supported diets, presenting their historical backgrounds, core principles, benefits, and potential drawbacks.Key Highlights:Food Addiction and Binge Eating: Understand the complexities of food addiction and how it affects eating habits, supported by the latest diagnostic criteria and tools.Fed and Fasted States: Gain insight into how our bodies process food and the importance of balancing nutrient intake for optimal health.Dietary Choices for Health: Explore the science behind various diets, including the Mediterranean, DASH, Keto, Low Carb High Fat, Portfolio, and Intermittent Fasting diets, and how they can be tailored to meet your unique needs.Chronic Disease Prevention: Learn how thoughtful dietary choices can help prevent and manage conditions such as diabetes, heart disease, and multiple sclerosis.Lifestyle Medicine: Emphasize the six pillars of lifestyle medicine—exercise, diet, substance use, sleep, stress management, and socialization—to achieve sustained health and well-being.Each chapter of "Beyond Calories" is dedicated to a specific diet, providing detailed explanations of their mechanisms, supported by landmark studies and practical tips for integration into daily life.
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Affiche du document Beyond Wealth

Beyond Wealth

Fernandes John

3h49min30

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306 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 3h49min.
Beyond Wealth: The True Essence of Life” takes readers on an introspective journey through the complexities of modern existence, where the pursuit of wealth often overshadows the more profound aspects of living. In a world where technology and media constantly redefine success and happiness, this book challenges us to reconsider our priorities and the true meaning of life. Through a series of thought-provoking narratives and reflections, the book delves into the often-overlooked aspects of our existence. It highlights the importance of self-reflection, healing, and the intrinsic value of human connections over material possessions. Readers are invited to explore the dichotomy between the relentless chase for financial success and the simple yet profound joys of life that are found in relationships, shared experiences, and the beauty of nature. The stories woven throughout the book depict both the affluent and the impoverished, illustrating the emptiness that can accompany material wealth and the richness of spirit that can flourish even in the most challenging circumstances. Through these narratives, the book offers a call to action: to break free from the chains of materialism and embrace a life of purpose, compassion, and genuine fulfillment. “Beyond Wealth: The True Essence of Life” is not just a critique of modern society’s obsession with money but a guide to rediscovering the wealth that lies within each of us. It is a testament to the resilience of the human spirit and a reminder that true wealth is measured not in currency but in the depth of our relationships and the richness of our experiences. This book is a beacon of hope, urging readers to pause, reflect, and embark on a journey towards a more meaningful and enriched life.
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Affiche du document Loaners: The Making of a Street Library

Loaners: The Making of a Street Library

Ben Hodgson

5h08min15

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411 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 5h08min.
In 2011, Laura Moulton founded Street Books, a mobile library serving people living outside in Portland, Oregon. That summer, Ben Hodgson became one of her most dedicated regulars, setting the still-unbroken single-season record for borrowing. Then Ben's routines changed, and he didn't cross paths again with Laura for almost two years. Loaners is the story they began to tell when they reconnected, offering a street-level perspective of a community whose stories are seldom told, alternating between their two unforgettable points of view in this addictively readable, occasionally sublime memoir. Pulitzer-nominated writer Karen Russell has this to say about Loaners: "A wonderfully sui generis memoir, braiding together hilarious and devastating anecdotes from Ben's years living on the street in Old Town — 'the Baltic and Mediterranean' of Portland — and Laura's decade of building her first bike library, a 'beautiful, ungainly, rolling creation,' into a sprawling, city-wide network of street librarians and patrons. Like Street Books itself, Loaners is a powerful collaboration between neighbors, a wonderful, chimerical book held together by the glue of humor, hope and connection. The right book can change a person forever in a few hours time. Anyone looking for evidence to pair with this grand claim of mine should read Loaners immediately."
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Improve Your Golf Game

Teddy Brown

48min00

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64 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 48min.
Are you ready to take your golf game to the next level? Improve Your Golf Swing: Simple Tips for an Improved Swing is the essential guide for golfers of all skill levels looking to refine their technique, increase consistency, and gain confidence on the course. Whether you're struggling with a slice, looking to add more power to your drives, or aiming to improve your short game, this book provides the practical advice and step-by-step drills you need to see real progress.From grip and stance to backswing mechanics and follow-through, this book breaks down every fundamental component of a great golf swing. You'll learn how to correct common mistakes, develop a smooth and repeatable motion, and apply advanced practice strategies used by professionals. With easy-to-follow instructions and expert insights, you'll gain a deeper understanding of how small adjustments can lead to big improvements.You'll discover:How to establish a solid grip and stance for a more controlled swingThe secrets of a powerful backswing and downswing mechanicsProven drills to develop rhythm, balance, and consistencyPractical tips to fix slices, hooks, and other common faultsMental strategies to build confidence and improve focus on the coursePacked with actionable tips and practice routines, Improve Your Golf Swing is your go-to resource for unlocking your full potential on the green. Whether you’re a beginner or a seasoned player, these expert strategies will help you refine your skills and lower your scores.
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Affiche du document The Quizziology Of The British Drama

The Quizziology Of The British Drama

Gilbert Abbott A'Beckett

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167 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 2h05min.
Discover the Wit and Wonder of British Drama from the height of the Victorian era!Step into the captivating world of British theatre with The Quizziology of the British Drama, a delightful and witty exploration of the plays, playwrights, and performances that have shaped the stage. Penned by the brilliant satirist and dramatist Gilbert Abbott A'Beckett, this charming book explores the stage passions through extended verse, a motley crew of stage characters that no good play is without, and a series of one-act 'deleted' plays in the style of famous playwrights of the time.A'Beckett, a master of humor and keen observer of the theatrical arts, takes you on a journey through the triumphs and foibles of British drama. From Shakespearean classics to the farces and melodramas of the 19th century, The Quizziology of the British Drama offers a unique blend of exposition, critique, and playful commentary. Whether you're a seasoned theatregoer or a curious newcomer, this book promises to spark your curiosity and leave you laughing at the quirks of the dramatic world.Perfect for book clubs, drama students, or writers, The Quizziology of the British Drama is full of sharp wit and clever observations. With its engaging style and timeless appeal, this book is a must-have for anyone who appreciates the magic of the stage.Don’t miss your chance to own this gem of theatrical literature. Add The Quizziology of the British Drama to your collection today and uncover the fascinating, funny, and unforgettable world of British theatre!
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City Nature

Martha Retallick

2h03min45

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165 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 2h4min.
In the midst of ongoing news about Southwestern water scarcity, Martha Retallick sees an opportunity. For 20 years, she has been transforming her central Tucson home into an urban oasis. The secret to her success: Water harvesting. Since Retallick purchased her central Tucson home in 2004, she has incorporated two types of water harvesting – passive and active – into her landscape. Passive water harvesting is simply the act of sculpting the landscape to direct the water to where it should be – like plants – and away from where it shouldn’t be – like a home’s foundation. Retallick’s landscape incorporates three passive water harvesting features – basins, berms, and drainage swales. Collectively, these earthworks eliminate the need for landscape irrigation that’s connected to the municipal water supply, which is served by Tucson Water. According to Tucson Water, approximately 40 percent of water use in Tucson is outdoors. This includes residential uses like landscape irrigation and garden watering. Retallick’s irrigation-free landscape also includes two active water harvesting features, a 1,500-gallon cistern that collects rainwater for use in the back-yard vegetable garden, and a laundry-to-landscape greywater harvesting system that diverts wastewater from the washing machine to three fruit trees. City Nature is illustrated with more than 60 of Retallick’s color photographs, which show the wide variety of plant life on her property, the birds she shares it with, and her various do-it-herself projects, the most notable being a kinetic sculpture created from a recycled chandelier. The book also includes a list of suggested resources that encompasses books, websites, organizations, and businesses that can aid readers interested in desert gardening and landscaping, and in water conservation.
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Good Enough

Aaron Victor

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285 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 3h34min.
"Good Enough" is an intimate and compelling memoir penned by Aaron Victor, a chronicle of his personal journey towards self-acceptance. A testament to his resilience, the book meticulously depicts his transformation from being an 'unknown man' to his journey towards self-acceptance.Aaron's narrative explores his early childhood experiences and the pressures of meeting adult expectations at a very young age. His relationship with his father forms a pivotal part of this narrative arc. Victor does not shy away from portraying the impact of his father's battle with prostate cancer on their bond. His passion for music and his arduous journey to fully embrace this talent also form significant threads in this narrative tapestry.From touching upon episodes of bullying in his school days to the pressure of high academic expectations, Aaron has crafted an engaging narrative that examines the lasting impact of childhood experiences on an individual's self-perception. His perpetual quest for acceptance and his struggle with perfectionism underscore his internal conflict between seeking external validation and recognizing that true self-worth lies within. His quest for authenticity evolves through introspection, forgiveness, and ultimately, healing.Aaron Victor's experiences in his personal life, including his relationships and his pursuit of his passion, form the backbone of this memoir. He shares his experiences with romantic relationships, highlighting his time in the friend zone, and how this affected his feelings of self-worth. His journey from high school to college, his struggle as a college basketball player, and his setbacks in his career, particularly a job offer that fell through, paint a vivid picture of his life's ups and downs.
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Affiche du document I Have No Idea What I’m Doing

I Have No Idea What I’m Doing

Dicholas Chad Pansy

1h12min00

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96 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 1h12min.
Are you one minor inconvenience away from a full-blown existential crisis?Do you regularly Google how to do your own job while hoping nobody notices?Ever sat in a meeting nodding thoughtfully while having no clue what’s happening?Congratulations! ???? You’re just like everyone else.This book is a highly questionable, deeply unserious guide to:✔️ Looking like you have your life together while internally screaming.✔️ Pretending you belong in the room, even when you definitely don’t.✔️ Saying things with confidence so people stop asking follow-up questions.Inside, you’ll learn highly advanced survival techniques, including:???? "Meetings, Presentations, and Other Ways to Have a Public Meltdown" (How to say “Let’s circle back” and escape responsibility forever.)???? "Job Interviews: The Olympic Sport of Pretending You’re Normal" (How to answer 'Tell me about yourself' without crying.)???? "Your Inner Critic is a Liar (And Also Kind of a Jerk)" (Why your brain is an unpaid intern with terrible opinions.)???? "Nobody Actually Knows What They’re Doing (And That’s Beautiful)" (How billionaires, CEOs, and your boss are all just making stuff up.)If you’ve ever felt like an imposter, like a fraud, or like you are one “Let’s hop on a quick call” away from quitting life and living in the woods— this book is for you.Because here’s the truth:???? Nobody knows what they’re doing. They’re just pretending louder.???? And now, so can you.WARNING: This book will not help you grow as a person. It will, however, make you feel slightly better about the absolute trainwreck that is modern life.
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Affiche du document Perfectly Imperfect (But Mostly Just a Mess)

Perfectly Imperfect (But Mostly Just a Mess)

Dicholas Chad Pansy

54min00

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72 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 54min.
???? ATTENTION PERFECTIONISTS: If you’ve ever rewritten an email 14 times, physically cringed at a typo, or spent an hour debating whether to sign off with "Best" or "Sincerely"—this book is your personal attack.Do you spend an obscene amount of time making sure every minor detail of your life is flawless, only to burn out like an overheated laptop from 2006? Do you find yourself rewriting text messages to ensure they sound casual, yet professional, yet witty, yet effortless, yet not like you're trying too hard, but also not like you don’t care?CONGRATULATIONS! ???? You’re a perfectionist. And it’s ruining your life.In this hilariously unhinged survival guide, we’ll explore:✅ The Art of Overthinking Everything – Why make a simple decision when you could spiral into existential dread?✅ Procrastination: The Perfectionist’s Favorite Coping Mechanism – If you never start, you never fail! Genius!✅ How to Do Everything at 110% Until You Emotionally Collapse – Sleep is for the weak.✅ Lowering Your Standards: An Incredibly Painful but Necessary Life Skill – Your 80% effort is still better than Todd’s 20%, and he got promoted.By the end of this book, you won’t be cured of perfectionism (LOL, good luck with that), but you will at least understand why your brain is a flaming disaster.???? WARNING: This book contains aggressive sarcasm, brutal self-awareness, and zero practical advice on how to actually fix yourself. (Because let’s be honest, you’d just overthink it anyway.)
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Affiche du document What Am I Even Doing? (No Seriously, Someone Tell Me)

What Am I Even Doing? (No Seriously, Someone Tell Me)

Dicholas Chad Pansy

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91 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 1h08min.
???? CONGRATULATIONS! YOU’RE HAVING A FULL-BLOWN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS. ????No worries. Instead of actually dealing with it, just buy this book and pretend that’s progress.From the deeply unqualified mind behind every bad decision you’ve ever made comes "What Am I Even Doing? (No Seriously, Someone Tell Me)," a deeply unhelpful guide to overanalyzing your entire existence, making terrible impulse purchases, and aggressively avoiding reality.Inside these pages, you’ll find zero useful advice, but you WILL find:✔️ An emotional breakdown disguised as a shopping spree—because spending $500 on throw pillows is easier than going to therapy.✔️ The five stages of buying a yoga mat and never using it—because nothing says “I’m fixing my life” like an unused fitness prop collecting dust in the corner.✔️ A complete breakdown of the “Should I Move to a Cabin in the Woods?” fantasy—spoiler: You will not survive without DoorDash.✔️ An investigation into why people keep applying for grad school—spoiler: It’s because reality is terrifying.✔️ A crisis bingo card—because why suffer privately when you can turn your spiraling into a fun game?If you’ve ever had an intense desire to start over, quit your job, buy a plane ticket to nowhere, and completely reinvent yourself for no reason, this book was written for you.Will this book fix your life? Absolutely not.Will it validate your terrible choices? 100%.
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Affiche du document Should I Do This or That? (Wait, Let’s Reconsider Everything)

Should I Do This or That? (Wait, Let’s Reconsider Everything)

Dicholas Chad Pansy

54min00

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72 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 54min.
A Guide to Making Decisions, Then Changing Your Mind 47 Times???? WARNING: This is NOT a book for decisive people. If you know what you want in life and confidently make choices without having a full-blown existential meltdown, please move along.This book is for overthinkers, procrastinators, and chronically indecisive disasters who would rather launch themselves into the sun than commit to literally anything. If you’ve ever:✔️ Spent an hour picking a movie, only to give up and rewatch The Office.✔️ Polled multiple friends about a minor decision, then ignored their advice.✔️ Stared at a restaurant menu like it was a life-or-death situation.✔️ Regretted a choice the second you made it.✔️ Overanalyzed a text message for so long that you never sent it.Congratulations—you have Decision Paralysis, and this book will make you feel seen.Inside, you’ll find absolutely zero useful strategies for overcoming indecision, but you will get:A breakdown of why your brain refuses to let you make choices like a normal person.An in-depth look at why picking a dinner spot with friends always ends in silent rage.A highly scientific decision-making flowchart (spoiler: you still won’t pick anything).A chance to laugh at your own dysfunction instead of actually fixing it.So, should you buy this book????? Yes.???? No.???? Maybe.???? Let me think about it first.(You’ll probably just add it to your cart and stare at it for six weeks, but hey—at least that’s on brand.)
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Affiche du document Stoicism for the Hopeless

Stoicism for the Hopeless

Dicholas Chad Pansy

1h06min00

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88 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 1h06min.
Are you tired of feeling things? Do you want to stop caring about life’s endless nonsense? Congratulations—you’re ready for Stoicism.Life is a relentless parade of disasters, disappointments, and idiots who won’t shut up. And yet, most people spend their days panicking, complaining, and overreacting—wasting precious energy on things they can’t control. A true Stoic? They sip their coffee in complete silence while the world crumbles around them.This book will teach you the fine art of emotional detachment so that nothing—not traffic, not heartbreak, not even the impending collapse of civilization—can shake you.Inside, You’ll Learn:???? How to wake up every morning knowing that today will be a mess—and being fine with it???? The “Meh” response system for handling everything from job loss to bad WiFi???? Why material things are pointless (but also, let’s be real, heated car seats are amazing)???? How to pretend to listen while mentally escaping to Ancient Rome???? How to master the blank, expressionless stare that makes people deeply uncomfortable???? Why billionaires would be happier living in a cave (but you still need rent money, so don’t do that)???? The nightly ritual of contemplating death so you can sleep like a sociopathThis is not a self-help book. This is a self-detachment book. If you’re ready to become an unshakable force of calm indifference, to stop letting life stress you out, and to fully embrace the Stoic art of not giving a single damn, this is the book for you.☠️ WARNING: Reading this book may cause:✔️ A total loss of interest in pointless drama✔️ An inability to react to nonsense, even when expected to✔️ People wondering if you’re deeply enlightened or just emotionally broken
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Affiche du document Therapy is Expensive, So I Just Gaslight Myself

Therapy is Expensive, So I Just Gaslight Myself

Discholas Chad Pansy

41min15

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55 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 41min.
Why waste money on therapy when you can just lie to yourself for free?"Therapy is Expensive, So I Just Gaslight Myself" is the ultimate self-help book for people who have absolutely no intention of helping themselves. Filled with bad coping mechanisms, self-deception strategies, and the sheer audacity to pretend everything is fine, this book is here to validate your disastrous life choices.Inside, you’ll find groundbreaking (read: completely unhelpful) advice on topics such as:✔️ Journaling is Just Trauma Scrapbooking – Writing down your problems doesn’t count if you never read them again.✔️ Retail Therapy: Because Buying a Candle Will Fix Your Soul – Emotional stability is only a $200 Target trip away.✔️ Hydration is Not a Personality Trait, But Here We Are – Why your emotional support water bottle is not actually therapy.✔️ Meditation? No Thanks, I’ll Just Stare at My Phone in Silence – Because overthinking in complete stillness is way worse.✔️ Toxic Positivity: Just Smile Through the Pain! – The fine art of saying “everything happens for a reason” while internally screaming.✔️ A List of Coping Mechanisms That Definitely Don’t Work (But You’ll Keep Using Anyway) – Because avoidance is a lifestyle.Do you need therapy?Yes. Will you go? No.Will this book fix your life? Absolutely not, but at least you’ll laugh while spiraling
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Affiche du document Live, Laugh, Lobotomy - The Ultimate Guide to Becoming a Pleasantly Vacant Human

Live, Laugh, Lobotomy - The Ultimate Guide to Becoming a Pleasantly Vacant Human

Dicholas Chad Pansy

1h07min30

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90 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 1h07min.
Are you tired of thinking until your brain hurts? Sick of caring about every little disaster life throws at you? Done with the “personal growth” scam that just leaves you broke and eating kale? Then Live, Laugh, Lobotomy is your ticket to freedom—the kind that comes from ditching stress, worries, and any shred of responsibility for a lifestyle of cheerful, blissful vacancy. This isn’t your grandma’s self-help book; it’s a sarcastic, biting manifesto for erasing overthinking and embracing the art of not giving a damn.In this unapologetic guide, you’ll learn how to:Smile vacantly through apocalypses and awkward conversations alike.Ignore global crises, emails, and your own flaws like a pro.Fake intelligence with memes and “Wow, that’s crazy” while knowing next to nothing.Turn social media into a mind-numbing paradise and avoidance into a chic lifestyle.With razor-sharp wit and zero pretense, this book proves the less you know, the happier you are—because the real secret to thriving is caring less than a lobotomized goldfish. Say goodbye to existential misery and hello to a brain fog so thick you’ll forget why you ever stressed in the first place. Perfect for anyone who’s ready to laugh at life’s chaos and float through it like a beautifully clueless cloud.Welcome to the lobotomized elite—your stress-free, worry-proof sanctuary of ignorance awaits. Grab your copy, stop overanalyzing, and start living the vacant dream today!
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Affiche du document How to Be a Debbie Downer

How to Be a Debbie Downer

Dicholas Chad Pansy

2h04min30

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166 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 2h04min.
Are you tired of people being happy around you? Do you dream of a world where no one dares to enjoy life in your presence?Congratulations! ???? You’ve just found the ultimate guide to turning every interaction into an awkward, joyless nightmare. Whether it’s crushing enthusiasm, ruining weddings, or making sure no one ever tells you good news again, this book will teach you everything you need to become a certified Debbie Downer.Inside, you’ll learn:???? How to strategically sigh in a way that instantly kills the mood???? The best ways to bring up divorce at a wedding???? Why you should loudly question the practicality of having kids at a baby shower???? The advanced art of sucking the energy out of a room???? How to turn free food, puppies, and sunsets into existential crises???? The science of responding to compliments with immediate negativity???? Debbie Downer Bingo – how many joy-sucking habits have YOU mastered????? And much, much worse…This is not a self-help book. This is a self-destruction book. If you’ve ever wanted to be the reason people pause before sharing good news, the one person no one invites to game night, or the friend everyone dreads sitting next to at a party, this is the book for you.☠️ WARNING: Reading this book may cause:✔️ Loss of friends and social invitations✔️ An increase in long, uncomfortable silences✔️ The deep satisfaction of knowing you’ve ruined someone’s day
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Affiche du document Ghosted: A Masterclass in Vanishing Like You Never Existed

Ghosted: A Masterclass in Vanishing Like You Never Existed

Dicholas Chad Pansy

1h12min45

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97 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 1h13min.
Are you tired of getting ghosted?Sick of waiting for that text back that will never come?Ever wondered how you, too, can master the art of emotional escape artistry?Good news, coward! This book is here to validate your worst instincts and teach you how to disappear like a true professional.Whether you’ve been ghosted, have done the ghosting, or just love chaotic dating disasters, this book is your hilarious, deeply unhinged guide to modern romance at its absolute worst.Inside, you’ll learn:???? The Ghosting Spectrum: From “Oops, Forgot to Reply” to “Federal Witness Protection Disappearance.”???? Microghosting: How to vanish just enough to make someone question their entire self-worth.???? The Five Stages of Being Ghosted: Including "Hoping They’re in a Coma" and "Guess I’ll Ghost Someone Else to Restore Balance."???? How to Reverse-Ghost a Ghoster: (You thought YOU could disappear first? THINK AGAIN.)???? The Petty Art of Haunting: How to like their Instagram post from 2017 just to unnerve them.???? Closure? Who Needs It? Featuring Ghost-Proof Text Templates that will make them cry in their car.With cutthroat humor, unhinged pettiness, and disturbingly relatable dating horror stories, this book is part survival guide, part revenge manual, and 100% guaranteed to make you laugh instead of cry over that person who “forgot to text back.”
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Affiche du document Dead Inside, But Functional

Dead Inside, But Functional

Dicholas Chad Pansy

1h16min30

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102 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 1h16min.
Are you tired of pretending to care? Do you want to survive life with the absolute least amount of emotional effort? Congratulations—you’re ready to become Dead Inside, But Functional.Life is exhausting. People expect enthusiasm, deep emotional connections, and basic human engagement. Annoying. But guess what? You don’t actually have to care—you just have to look like you do.This book is not about healing. It’s about perfecting the fine art of detachment while still participating in society just enough to avoid suspicion.Inside, You’ll Learn:☠️ How to master the dead-eyed customer service smile while thinking about absolutely nothing☠️ The science of responding to any crisis with “Damn, that sucks” and moving on immediately☠️ Why “It is what it is” should be your life motto☠️ How to fake emotional depth by saying, “I just don’t open up easily”☠️ Strategic bathroom breaks: The only legally acceptable way to escape responsibility☠️ How to nod convincingly while mentally escaping to Ancient Rome☠️ The trick to falling asleep in three minutes by accepting your own mortality☠️ How to function just enough at work so no one notices you’re doing absolutely nothingThis is not a motivational book. It won’t inspire you. It won’t fix you. It will simply help you navigate life in the most effortless way possible, while maintaining just enough interaction to avoid being declared legally missing.
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Affiche du document I Feel That

I Feel That

Dicholas Chad Pansy

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108 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 1h21min.
???? Are you emotionally exhausted for no reason? Do you pick up on other people’s vibes like a human satellite dish? Have you ever locked eyes with a sad-looking dog and suddenly needed therapy? ????CONGRATULATIONS! You might be an empath.(Or just a really tired person who needs a nap. Either way, this book is for you.)From the chaotically overwhelmed mind of bestselling author Dicholas Chad Pansy comes the first-ever survival guide for empaths who have absolutely no idea how to stop absorbing other people’s problems like an unpaid emotional support sponge.Inside these pages, you’ll learn:✔️ How to instantly recognize an emotional vampire before they drain your soul dry (Hint: If their text says "Can I vent?" RUN.)✔️ The five stages of realizing you’re an empath: Confusion, Denial, Over-Commitment, Burnout, and Googling "Can I return my empathy?"✔️ Why crowded places feel like a sensory assault: (Spoiler: Because they ARE.)✔️ The scientifically unproven but emotionally accurate concept of "Empath Fatigue™"—a condition where you are exhausted, but not from anything you actually did.✔️ How to set boundaries like a functioning adult (But let’s be honest, you won’t.)✔️ A step-by-step guide to ignoring toxic positivity without getting arrested.???? BONUS FEATURES:✅ Empath Bingo! (Check off "Apologized for something that wasn’t my fault," "Cried over a fictional character," and "Overanalyzed a text message for three hours.")✅ A guide to ghosting narcissists with zero guilt. (Yes, you ARE allowed to disappear.)✅ Top 10 lies you tell yourself as an empath, starting with "I’m fine."???? WARNING: This book will not help you become a better person. It will, however, make you feel less alone while you continue spiraling into emotional exhaustion.???? Read at your own risk. (Or don’t. You’ll probably feel guilty either way.)
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Did I Just Embarrass Myself? (Probably, But Let’s Obsess Over It for 12 Hours)

Dicholas Chad Pansy

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51 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 38min.
Did I just embarrass myself? (Probably, but let’s obsess over it for 12 hours.)Welcome to the official handbook for people who replay every conversation they've ever had like it's a humiliating movie they didn’t consent to star in.If you’ve ever:✔️ Rehearsed saying “here” before roll call.✔️ Changed grocery store lines to avoid small talk.✔️ Said “you too” when a waiter told you to enjoy your meal.✔️ Sent a text, reread it 27 times, and still panicked…Congratulations! You may be entitled to financial compensation (just kidding, but you will find this book painfully relatable).In Did I Just Embarrass Myself? (Probably, But Let’s Obsess Over It for 12 Hours), we’ll explore:???? The existential nightmare of casual goodbyes (“See you later”... but WILL you?).???? How to pretend you’re normal in a conversation (spoiler: you’re failing).???? The traumatic experience of picking up the phone.???? Why texting is just anxiety in digital form.???? The social death that comes when your joke lands flat in a group chat.???? How to leave a party without having to say goodbye 47 times.This is not a self-help book. This is a documentation of your suffering, written by someone who also lies awake at night thinking about that one awkward thing they did in 2013.You don’t need therapy. You need to read this book and laugh at how dysfunctional we all are.
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Everything Is Fine (Unless It’s Not, In Which Case, Panic)

Dicholas Chad Pansy

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75 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 56min.
A Survival Guide for People Who Overthink BreathingDo you lie awake at night replaying that weird thing you said in 2014? Do you spend more time analyzing text messages than actually responding to them? Do you sometimes mistake mild discomfort for a full-blown medical emergency?Congratulations! You have anxiety."Everything Is Fine (Unless It’s Not, In Which Case, Panic)" is the book for anyone who has ever:✅ Imagined an entire argument that never actually happened.✅ Thought someone hated them because they used a period instead of an exclamation mark.✅ Googled their symptoms and immediately planned their funeral.This is not a self-help book. This is a validation of your deeply chaotic existence—a hilarious, biting, and painfully relatable deep dive into the spirals, overthinking, and worst-case-scenario fantasies that come with having a brain that refuses to chill.Inside, you’ll find:???? The Social Anxiety Checklist™ (includes "Laughed weirdly and immediately regretted it")???? A guide to Overanalyzing Texts (Spoiler: Just Stop)???? A Flowchart for Deciding Whether to Send That Apology Text (Spoiler: Don’t Do It)???? Proof that your boss’s "Good morning" email is not a secret plan to fire youIf you’ve ever wished you could return your brain for one that doesn’t assume the worst at all times, this book is for you. Laugh through the panic—because if you can’t fix it, you might as well make fun of it.
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